Sunday, May 16, 2010

SUNDAY MEGA-PUMP-UP

Sorry about no pump-up yesterday! Work happens. But I got something pretty fucking good today for you. If you don’t want to head-butt your computer screen, mother and family pet after this, you’re dead to me.

How about THESE lyrics:

The house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop
boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
FEEL THE VIBRATION!


Whooooo! I’m seriously sweating right now.

And I'm here to prove to you
That we can party on the positive


YES! No negative partying. That’s fucking awesome. You feeling pumped yet? Feel like roundhouse kicking that annoying ass bird that chirps outside your bedroom window? DO IT!

Drug free, so put the crack up
No need for speed
I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E my
Body is healthy
My rhymes make me wealthy


Bonus anti-drug rhymes. Gotta love and respect that. If you have been doing drugs, you just quit. Congratulations! If you had drugs in your system, they just ran the fuck away from your energy.

If you ain't in it to win it
Then get the hell out
I command you to dance
I wanna see motivation
Come on now feel the vibration


HEAD-BUTTING SHIT RIGHT NOW! I JUST HEAD-BUTTED MY NEIGHBOR TIM. HE’S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUT DOESN’T CARE. HE HEARD THE MARKY MARK AND WAS ON HIS WAY TO HEAD-BUTT ME! BE IN IT TO WIN IT TODAY!

1 comment:

  1. Dude, I just punched my wife. It's cool though....she did a back flip in celebration.

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