Thursday, September 2, 2010

Whale Bits

Patty: OI Bill! Welcome home! What'd you do at work today, honey?

Bill: OI! Not much. Just got tucker from the milk shop with that conchy Jenkins from shipping and shot the shit a bit. Couldn't even convince him to take a sickie with me or grab a butcher, so not too exciting. Oh yeah, I blew a sick whale up. Seriously, Patty, just blew it the fuck up. Whale bits everywhere. Jenkins laughed his ass off. But, hey, we did it for the whale.

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